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Jessie J is the most amazing artist!

2011-06-03T15:18:00.003-05:00

You know when you love a song and you wonder who sings it or wrote it, and then you discover that its the most amazing artist ever? Well that's what's up with Jessie J, cuz this bitch is like everything that I love. She's gorgeous, a real songwriter, great style/taste and duhh her voice is like awesome. Her videos kill it. LOVE HER!

Am I the only one that remembered this?

2011-05-27T11:04:00.002-05:00

Is this the same studio as Paula Abdul's video?

2011-05-14T19:33:00.000-05:00

The studio is the same as Cold Hearted by Abdul, this is like the discovering that the room in the King's Speech was also used in a gay porno. This is so Awhora.

Gnarls Barkley's themes

2011-05-14T19:23:00.001-05:00

Military realness.

Star Wars.

Made in China

2011-05-10T16:06:00.000-05:00

The Strokes are back!

2011-03-07T10:31:00.000-05:00

This is like an awakening, its been too long. And I am so glad to be back in New York, its a sign of great times ahead.

X Factor Denmark be bringing it

2011-02-24T16:49:00.005-05:00

I wish I was a singer.

Thomas won last year and he deserves it. The production quality is pretty epic.

Straight mean QUEENS

2011-02-23T12:04:00.001-05:00

RuPaul's Drag Race - RuPaul - Logo: Fierce TV

Cuz its the freaking weekend!

2011-02-18T14:04:00.007-05:00

Sad Britney and Christina, look at what they used to be like...

Madonna is bringing it through the years.

Because you made it!

2011-02-01T10:45:00.004-05:00

Johnny Weir has a Balenciaga tree!

Christian Siriano had a Tommy Hilfiger moment!

Kelly Osbourne: Take out a second mortgage for a Balmain coat.

Thank god my sister doesn't appreciate vintage with Nicky Hilton.

Son of a bitch Valentino won't give Joan Rivers a discount.

Yohji, Yohji, Yohji at Kelly Cutrone's.

Kimora Lee Simmons and her small handbag collection.

Transjender 2011

2011-01-26T10:44:00.000-05:00

Try it yourself here.

Even Harvard makes mistakes

2011-01-20T17:07:00.006-05:00

And we aint talking about Fashion faux paws... From the girl that did this.

I guess it wasn't that hard to picture her stealing some girl's man and getting preggars too... Watch here here. Not judging, just hoping that its not another good girl messing with a bad boy syndrome that just leads to heartbreaks sans pre-nup.

Fur fur ril

2011-01-19T15:31:00.005-05:00

Lynn Yaeger wears fur like second skin. She really has inspired an extended Etsy search for fox stoles. xoxo

Girl Scout & Brownie patches

2011-01-19T15:29:00.001-05:00

Kinda fabulous and crazy.

Strange Addictions

2010-12-21T17:11:00.003-05:00

Eating toilet paper.

Sleeps with Blow Dryer.

Take that!

2010-12-10T16:37:00.004-05:00

Pinch! Then the guy hits the girl.

Slap then run.

Drop, kick slow-motion.

Just point.

Cussing while running along moving bus.

Its that time again

2010-12-10T11:17:00.003-05:00

Time to take out that wisdom tooth to avoid Eraserhead again, because you know it can get messy again in 2010.

Love her coat

2010-12-01T13:35:00.000-05:00

So gross but fascinating

2010-11-19T20:12:00.001-05:00

Halloween teaser

2010-10-26T09:21:00.007-05:00

What other opportunity other than everyday to just act like a coked out poor little rich girl.

Britney's Bad weave

2010-10-15T12:58:00.002-05:00

It's been a while cuz I am more about Facebook than Blogspot. But yo, can we talk about weaves. Britney's white girl hair is limp and sad. When we were all loving her Toxic days, her hair was running away. Maybe she needs to get a real weave and spend the money where its really needed.

Sailor Moon Transformation

2010-08-17T17:15:00.000-05:00

1 dimpled conjoined twin

2010-08-13T10:23:00.002-05:00

This girl was born in India which is so typical these days, especially in so many parts of Asia. Talk about messed up milk. She has 2 faces and a crazy ass dimple on the face that really looks like a dude's belly button. You can read more about it here, my new favorite news source.

Miley doing GaGa

2010-08-11T18:11:00.002-05:00

You know that this girl is doing crazy 17year old girl stuff that every teenage girl is doing. AKA sleaze-fest.

Oh blog where you been?

2010-08-09T19:49:00.003-05:00

You may have not seen me around, but you've seen of me... Like back in April after just moving back to NYC and my Pink Party stuffed piece was rocking out OR when Latina magazine published an illustration of mine. Yeah stuff happens...

Is this my life?

2010-07-14T11:27:00.001-05:00

Seriously, who's the boss here?

Sandra Lee

2010-07-03T21:40:00.001-05:00

CB2 is ridiculous

2010-07-01T08:55:00.004-05:00

So I got a dresser from them that was packaged incorrectly, so I posted these findings online. I think everyone needs to know... well, I found out my review got rejected. Apparently its the wrong attitude. Hmm, let's see, you send me the wrong 2 sides to build it. Your customer service doesn't know what's going on. And I need to use a hammer to get the pieces to fit. CB2 makes nice furniture but if you're not willing to be transparent, you're just a fraud.

Are you ready?

2010-06-29T11:45:00.000-05:00

But I like tee shirts and jeans

2010-06-24T17:09:00.000-05:00

Is this more you than me?

2010-06-22T14:03:00.000-05:00

Files on my computer...

Are you two-faced?

2010-06-15T09:31:00.000-05:00

Let's bring it back to what this blog was originally about...

Do you remember me?

2010-06-04T10:07:00.002-05:00

P.S. I'm back.

Cremaster Say What

2010-06-04T09:59:00.002-05:00

Matthew Barney should just do fashion shows because these films are all about the styling.

If you're in New York City, I suggest seeing it at the IFC because you will never be able to afford the limited edition of 10/$100k each that was sold almost a decade ago. This is like going back in time with some naps in between.

Dedicated Kimora Lee

2010-03-04T01:00:00.001-05:00

Peen pants WHH

2010-02-24T02:01:00.002-05:00

Its kinda small aint it. I'm just saying.

re sale

2010-02-08T21:27:00.001-05:00

I wished I had a TV

2010-02-01T22:44:00.003-05:00

Gaga on Oprah/Ellen

2010-01-20T17:26:00.002-05:00

Hermaphrodite Tangerine

2010-01-19T19:03:00.000-05:00

I dreamt that I was getting married

2010-01-18T21:00:00.001-05:00

Was it a scene from Kill Bill or Invasion of the Pod People? And I was preparing to walk down the aisle but I wanted Debbie Harry to give me away. Im loving these Lanvin pieces, which you can explore here. I was preparing to fight alien cats. WHH?

So whats new?

2010-01-10T20:55:00.005-05:00

I was in New York to spend the holidays and of course for photo shoots including the Tofu face pillows from Kidrobot.

Where we played a game trying to find the zipper pulls that we really want.

I got the banana smoking while although artner wanted the spray can, he got the lighter and boombox which were equally cute. We were cracking up the register guy that he choked on his own laughter.

Now I'm having a Doogie Howser M.D. marathon to relive my forgotten youth.

Happy New Year

2010-01-04T15:31:00.000-05:00

Project beautify cuz foundation can only cover your external flaws.

This again

2009-12-29T12:12:00.000-05:00

Bring on the day of HATE

2009-12-28T18:26:00.002-05:00

From Jonathan Adler, thats right the end of the twenties and entering an era of HATE. No love, just black hate and some art books, and a blue book bag. I mean thats how we gonna bring it.

If you havent seen the September issue then you are in need of judgement day. Its the best movie ever. The fashion editorial issue is no different than advertising, since everyone is fighting to be right.

Holiday parties galore!

2009-12-17T17:44:00.000-05:00

The new year without happy pills

2009-12-14T13:46:00.001-05:00

Looking forward to it. As artner thinks I should be making an art piece with all the pill containers but I thought Damien Hirst is done. He's already over it. But maybe drugs are still the new black. All I know is that the burning question about what's next is still undefined even if Black Panda is in love.

Eyeballs are the new black

2009-12-08T00:28:00.001-05:00

I think its too cool for school! Whh was I've been laying low, redecorating and chilling out on cruise control. When you work so much you need some "mah time" as per artner. You know you need to step back, goto West Elm hook it up with a new duvet cover then buy yourself a couch. Its the remix of the remix with some snow sprinkled on top. Ya'll know what I'm saying. Then I swear I'm baking gluten free goodies with home made Paula Deen cream cheese frosting, and I don't even like cream cheese. That's how real it is. Cold, but real.

Hats for me!

2009-12-04T12:29:00.000-05:00

What do you guys think? Too much or not enough?

My majority of tweets

2009-11-29T18:37:00.000-05:00

Gaga kitty

2009-10-27T14:14:00.001-05:00

Let's be real, she ain't Nagi Noda. RIP.

Duhh

2009-10-27T13:41:00.000-05:00

From my coworker friend at work.

BLACK PANDA: A Reason to Live

2009-09-20T19:01:00.002-05:00

Just one shot of many to come of our Hong Kong hawker booth, we weren't there but if you're in town... its up til Oct 11 at the Diesel flagship store.

Vogue

2009-09-19T01:02:00.000-05:00

I vogue at work, what do you do at work?

BLACK PANDA RISES AGAIN

2009-09-17T16:07:00.001-05:00

Somehow we did it, among the crazy withdrawal syndromes, the break-ups, the fights, the boyfriends, the walk-outs, the make-ups, Harry Potter the series and then the kitty, and some mannequins... we did it from Denver to New York and some Nina Flowers and snow... damn did we do it? Did we become logoless in Asia. I think we're doing it!

This is my life: screengrabs

2009-09-11T21:33:00.001-05:00

I love beef!

2009-09-08T10:57:00.002-05:00

Love cooking beef but in the last 2 weeks I've been totally eating the wrong shit. Allergic to soy and wheat can I not be Chinese-American? So I have to really detox no more monkeys jumping on the bed. HK is the never-ending story...

The virtual me

2009-09-06T00:17:00.000-05:00

Upgrade!

2009-09-03T18:05:00.000-05:00

You know how much I love my virtual world. Look at the unicorn art, hilarious!

Give me just that

2009-09-03T10:47:00.003-05:00

I just need a reason, cuz Hong Kong is killing Black Panda. We're totally bringing it, with this type that can only be shipped in a FedEx body bag but via UPS. I was finding shit I don't even remember making all over the place. It was like whh, who was this person? But its so cute, this graffiti type with "x"'s, what's not cute is my apartment and not paying my rent on time cuz I have a migraine that lasts 3 weeks. And pimples that just make me cringe.

For Dr.Freckles

2009-09-03T01:29:00.001-05:00

Watch more cool animation and creative cartoons at Aniboom
I loathe Christmas because it equalizes my birthday.

Got my mind on my money

2009-08-31T04:02:00.000-05:00

To send this shit to HK. But I am far from finished, although I AM SO DONE. Nites...

This is my new lavarock ring

2009-08-27T22:47:00.001-05:00

Childhood habits of biting and ripping the skin off my lips.

This is how I feel

2009-08-26T22:46:00.001-05:00

Hong Kong is so King Hong

2009-08-25T12:36:00.002-05:00

But are we bringing it? This show is crazy its the first time Black Panda is working across the States, is it the renaissance? Damn. I am sewing in my bedroom, in the living room, and we're both dreaming about layouts. We are hot fighting with everyone around us and then we're all medicated too. But we're loved and we're doing it... Time is of the essence when you're dealing with Communist China's Customs and Fedex, cuz 1997 has passed and Hong Kong aint Hong Kong no more.

Smurf drugs

2009-08-20T17:41:00.003-05:00

I'm a total junkie, allergies kill. The Singular made me crazy and hallucinate so I'm on all this nose and throat shit. Powdered and sprays of goodness. I just found out today that the white noise I hear when I fall asleep is the blood rushing through my ears.

That sound makes me nauseous of which I need to take a few hits until my nerves calm down. Just another week at the mill.

OMG SO GAY

2009-08-18T12:23:00.001-05:00

The Last Airbender

2009-08-15T02:40:00.003-05:00

I swear I am an avatar. Whh was its mad Nickelodeon, Bill Nye the Science Guy cuz its the remix of our blackbox cable youth with these cartoon turned movies. From GI Joe to Aeon Flux, now I'm all excited about The last Airbender. Cuz that vampire you see, is from Twilight. Whh w you Harry PotteR?

Why so Serious??

2009-08-14T14:12:00.004-05:00

With this crazy ass Joker keychain with lipstick shellac on its mouth. Yo, from the Philippines, mad MOTW up in this bitch.

And for all those in the know, its an eyeball. Whh am I not bringing it. Internationally made in Australia. I wanna just accessorize my purses with tons of stuffed awesomeness. Cuz its all I got out here except some newfound XoXos.

Its the RENAISSANCE...

2009-08-12T23:25:00.003-05:00

Did I not awhorea that shit!

Its the RENAISSANCE FOREVER 21!

Look at what Origins has done for our skin, we look so young and innocent at gay pride. When low and behold, we were gonna be conquered my the palefaces. We're working on the HK show and bringing it, but damn time is slipping. Thank god for Dr. Weils!

Whh w this shit?

2009-08-02T22:35:00.001-05:00

Reasons to Live: Final Sale

2009-08-02T19:59:00.002-05:00

Always need short brown booties.

Black leather sandals, heard they might be large but everything is returnable.

These Y-3 kicks aren't bad huhh, since I fucked up my silver flats and dress after Nina Flowers' show. And I got these Tory Burchs below on sale on Pearl.

Do you not love? Its the only thing that will make me happy, on this hapa anniversary! I have more shoes than necessary but so what? What am I doing other than making sure that my walk-in closet is fully stocked.

This is how we do it

2009-07-30T14:29:00.005-05:00

Which is why I've been mad MIA, even artner is calling my shit out. What can I say, when you're in Rome do as the Romans. While I was all thinking I was cross country with my romances. But really "we weren't dating."

Anyways in New York, the drag queens stalking continued as artner was all up in Bebe's FACE FACE FACE.

But when he was in Boulder, we were at the other Benet house. You know I love my Nancy Grace Cold Cases as my light summer reading.

Cuz I swear I am Jackie O...

And we shook on it

2009-07-28T13:21:00.004-05:00

But really I think this is how it really happened... see clip above. Cuz the only thing that will make me happy is some Reeses Pieces...

Pig hour

2009-07-23T16:00:00.003-05:00

So in my sleepless cough-ridden nights I like to do pro bono work for the The Indypendent newspaper in Bk. Yeah its for fun and education, since illustrating is fun for all designers. And besides how hilarious are flying pig missiles. BEAT THAT!

Pigs in bacon blankets and pork chops!

The add extra bacon menu!

Pigs getting pumped up!

And finally the pig poop hell with dead fetuses and needles. Oink oink! Basically its all about cutting out the other white meat for some BEEF. p.s. had a hamburger today, notice how there's no pork burger. BEAT THAT!

Watermelon kicks

2009-07-23T15:56:00.001-05:00

One of my many obsessions, I love shoes! I love clothes and I love home decor, cuz Azian decor is soooo 2008. Now its about buying the coolest singular things for body and home. Lounge in beauty and living it up. BEAT THAT!

RL awesome

2009-07-18T18:25:00.002-05:00

my 2 fave things

2009-07-17T13:30:00.001-05:00

Cats and rice krispies treats, although only one thing makes me sick... can you guess which one?

|| objects

2009-07-13T21:33:00.001-05:00

Told you to Decompress

2009-07-13T14:37:00.001-05:00

Its crazy science man! Yikes!

We went "hiking"

2009-07-12T22:21:00.004-05:00

Yo, whats up with the drama. We've been on vacay for like weeks now and working of course, always. And I'm so stressed and sickly.

Just found out that I have asthma related allergies or vice versa, which is a total bummer because I need to get all these scientific tests done to figure out how to manage my body in middle earth. You think its expensive to live on Mars? Maybe lonely, but I'm loving my time spent these days. So much work though and not enough coffee shops opened late.

At least Freckles knows who Lapras is, no reservations needed for table for two. Artner needs to decompress his shit, while I swear I am a doctor with my obsession from watching House. I'm semi-avoiding reality and just sleeping as much as I can, because once my skin gets patchy I know that I'm in need of dreams about packaged smores and parental discretions.

Red meat

2009-07-06T15:42:00.001-05:00

What time zone is it?

2009-07-06T00:15:00.004-05:00

First artner is in Boulder and then he's off to Cabbage Patch land, then I'm going to LA, then he's going to the beach, and I'm somewhere between state lines of Missouri and Kansas. At least we're using Origins cuz this traveling is bad on the skincare. What's amazing is that I've been totally rocking out this shopping in the mid west. Betsy Johnson stole my heart with her vintage collection. She's gonna be doing something with Opening Ceremony, but don't hold your breathe, her OG (Original Gangsta) line is where it's at. God the drama, the dazed and confused, the love, the shoes, the bags, OMG its like too much to even find a beginning, cuz we are barely seeing an end.

We were late

2009-06-29T17:02:00.002-05:00

We have too many stories mostly cuz we are bringing it. But you won't be sorry if someone gets hurt.

We're bringing it right?

2009-06-28T01:49:00.001-05:00

Yo I don't even know where to begin, its been a fucking hot mess of a week. Like crazy insane to the point of almost no return. Creatively inspired because artner is here same zip code different baby mama. But of course, there's the tragedies of MJ's passing and another one that brings sadness to me because of its dramaticness. But what isn't in an artist's daily life, just getting a cup of coffee has its precautions. So much had happened in the last 48 hours. Who are we? Who am I? This city, my face, his skin, yooooooo is this the summer of adventure, neverland style?

We're here

2009-06-26T10:25:00.001-05:00

my dream bedroom

2009-06-24T11:59:00.000-05:00

You do know

2009-06-23T01:38:00.002-05:00

That artners are reuniting here in Boulder, how do you feel about that?

Chinese hamsters

2009-06-21T22:50:00.002-05:00

"Chinese hamster females are known for being aggressive toward the male if kept together for too long. In some cases, male Chinese hamsters can die after being attacked by the female. If breeding Chinese hamsters, it is recommended to separate the pair after mating or the hamsters will attack each other."

Can't win everything

2009-06-19T15:25:00.000-05:00

Who's judging whom?

2009-06-19T02:08:00.001-05:00

Did you see the fine print after The Fashion Show? Oh shit, is this how we're doing it these days, not that its new news. Yo lately I've been feeling crazy, whats going on? Do I need to get my mfa? Or am I going to Hong Kong? How about Berlin, do you miss me? Brooklyn where you at? Cuz my career will always be there, but how about you love? How about yous...

How my brain works...

2009-06-17T16:50:00.001-05:00

Betsy Johnson dress

2009-06-17T16:49:00.001-05:00

Do you like? Do I look fat?

I have no memory of this ever happening

2009-06-16T15:13:00.001-05:00

Dead not decomposing

2009-06-16T13:05:00.002-05:00

Some days I just think about food

2009-06-16T01:25:00.003-05:00

Today that's all that I thought about. So when I revisit the food pyramid, I realized that my personal triangle is more of like a trapezoid. But we have the choice of removing some based on personal reasons, like how I cannot eat bunnies that cross the street. Or how I was a vegetarian as a child just because I hated the texture of meat. Now I cry when I see others eat french bread with butter or cake. What's the point of whipped cream without the shortbread? So by mathematical calculations I've cut out its foodie bff. Even if its free.

Broken Glass

2009-06-15T14:59:00.003-05:00

I love that all these movies came out when I was 15 and although I had a subscription to Thrasher, Sassy, Spin and Paper magazine, and that I watched all these indie movies and was totally obsessed with gay culture that none of it made sense to me while living in LIC. I hid it all under my bed or read them at the Queens library, sporting black lipstick and converses. And now understanding the intellectual dialogue while also enjoying ridiculous movie plots like The Hangover, all here in Boulder... it makes me feel like I'm not that off the culture mark as I always think I am. Its just been delayed until now. But I don't think my superficiality means that I lack the compassion or thoughtfulness of these films, I always over think it. Its really not that important as just my constant need for visual stimulation and the constant curiosity in how and why somethings exist and its consequences. I can't help but sometimes feel that in my reserved nature of not fully expressing my reasons for this lifestyle, I seem aloof and dumb. Sensitive much?

Weekend nap sessions

2009-06-14T14:37:00.002-05:00

This weather always makes me think of being home in Queens or Brooklyn, when its rainy and gloomy. Because living in the outer boros there's no need to head into Manhattan. I've been going to school in the city since I was 14 and when I'm home I feel at ease. So I've just been catching up with my reality television while doing work in between my cat naps.

This is the city

2009-06-12T15:36:00.000-05:00

Sometimes...

2009-06-12T01:26:00.004-05:00

Interactive doesn't work that well either. Everyone's been in a funk or trying to get out of one. I think its just creative exhaustion with my friends back home and me out west. Its such a balance between rest and the time in the late late night where everything is silent and where personal alone time constitutes raw energy. Its not really practical but its really relaxing. Its as if the concept of what days are doesn't exist. But I do wish I had a tv, it would make the scenario classic Brooklyn Black Panda style. That and a bodega around the corner for my late night Italian ices while sitting on the steps talking about the next project or love or life or travels. I love the romance of it all.