Monday, October 15, 2007
White girl hair extensions
This has been my obsession since my Junior High School homeroom teacher (who was Caucasian) had these awful weaves in her head that looked like bird nests. She said they sew it to her hair and I always wondered how because I can't even use a barrette without it slipping off. With America's Next Top Model, they are weaving these girls' heads like that Barbie® doll head toy.
Very scary what little girls are playing with these days, this is the "bling" version. Although I admit that I had some ugly dolls only because I was fascinated with playing with blond hair. I had a doll whose hair "grew" back if you wind her arm or if her arm touches the butterfly in her hair, one or the other, I forget. And a Cabbage Patch Kid® that had hair that can be "crimped." It provided hours of entertainment but made me very weary of creepy staring doll eyes. I also did not relate to the chubby dolls with fat cheeks, arms, and legs.
This all leads me back to Britney, I knew that her hair was limp and dull back when she first became famous. Sorry, your hair sucks. And this is what happens when you mess with nature, you cannot glue or sew or use plastic or wax or magic to make your hair full. It just makes you go bald faster and uglier. P.S. hair does not always grow back. This is a sensitive blog posting.